I'm Dan. Most of my friends call me by my last name, Simmons. I have aspersions to become a firearms instructor. I do like firearms, and will be posting them from time to time. I love TV and movies.

5th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from So Far Away with 39,441 notes

foreverwholocked:

actual-secret-blog:

Some of my friends still don’t like Top Gear

if you’re not british and you want a taste of british culture all you have to do is watch this show

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5th October 2014

Photo reblogged from memes with 96,165 notes

zealouscorgi:


capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

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5th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from FUN STUFF with 123,349 notes

insanity-and-vanity:

me apologizing

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5th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 53,805 notes

adreianpayne:

the prototype is complete

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5th October 2014

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surfahboi:

Take the classic any day

But the new challenger is the best of all the remakes

surfahboi:

Take the classic any day

But the new challenger is the best of all the remakes

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5th October 2014

Photo reblogged from This blog has no title with 472 notes

madbeardedviking:

bignicdigger:

hoplite-operator madbeardedviking

So many flavors!

madbeardedviking:

bignicdigger:

hoplite-operator madbeardedviking

So many flavors!

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5th October 2014

Video reblogged from We're ghosts. with 361,396 notes

lifewasted:

sophieasweetheart:

kristenwiiggle:

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I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

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5th October 2014

Post reblogged from We're ghosts. with 106,794 notes

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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5th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from memes with 263,953 notes

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

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5th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Sext: Subjective Value with 354 notes

butmuhgains:

museum-of-artifacts:

The Romans left over one hundred of these dodecahedrons across Europe, but we can only speculate their purpose.

"Dude in like a thousand years or some shit they’re gonna see these and freak out"
"What the hell are you talking about? Get back to work, Quintus"

butmuhgains:

museum-of-artifacts:

The Romans left over one hundred of these dodecahedrons across Europe, but we can only speculate their purpose.

"Dude in like a thousand years or some shit they’re gonna see these and freak out"

"What the hell are you talking about? Get back to work, Quintus"

Source: museum-of-artifacts

5th October 2014

Photo reblogged from Sext: Subjective Value with 129,228 notes

oreopuddin:

red-white-and-bearded:

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 





Genuinely disturbing.

oreopuddin:

red-white-and-bearded:

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

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Genuinely disturbing.

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5th October 2014

Post reblogged from Power of Nature with 113,845 notes

spookyplantain:

bachtothespoopy:

whycellothurr:

spookyplantain:

bachtothespoopy:

whycellothurr:

Reblog for T H E S K E L E T O N W A R

ignore and keep scrolling for the fuckboys

I want to enlist, but what if I’m

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unarmed?

yeah I think I need to get my

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head in the game

bop to the top
of T H E S K E L E T O N D R A F T

WHAT TEAM

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5th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from she loved mysteries so much she became one. with 173,792 notes

kristenraemiller:

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

Source: kristenraemiller

5th October 2014

Photo reblogged from So Far Away with 55,300 notes

deniablesmiles:

adamsmasher:

luvsavengedsevenfold:

thegbox:

No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!
The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html

I’m a feminist, and I agree that this is not right. Yasmin Thomas should receive more time for her actions. I really just want to punch that smug grin off her face!
This might be an issue of classism, though. It appears as if she’s loaded with money, and might be using her wealth in order to get away with her abusive behaviour.
Anyway, here’s to hoping that Ronnie Lee gets better soon.

Part of being a Feminist is agreeing that it’s unfair for a woman to attack a man and have it be okay. Men are allowed to be victims of assault by women. I loathe when people say “oh, you’re a feminist? So you think I can punch a woman?” No, I don’t think anyone should punch anyone obviously. *gets off soapbox*

I agree with the above posters

deniablesmiles:

adamsmasher:

luvsavengedsevenfold:

thegbox:

No, no and no. REBLOG this please, this shouldn’t be allowed and we need to spread the word to everybody about this injustice!

The actual news article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726219/Yasmin-Thomas-victim-disgusted-walked-free.html

I’m a feminist, and I agree that this is not right. Yasmin Thomas should receive more time for her actions. I really just want to punch that smug grin off her face!

This might be an issue of classism, though. It appears as if she’s loaded with money, and might be using her wealth in order to get away with her abusive behaviour.

Anyway, here’s to hoping that Ronnie Lee gets better soon.

Part of being a Feminist is agreeing that it’s unfair for a woman to attack a man and have it be okay. Men are allowed to be victims of assault by women. I loathe when people say “oh, you’re a feminist? So you think I can punch a woman?” No, I don’t think anyone should punch anyone obviously. *gets off soapbox*

I agree with the above posters

Source: thegbox

5th October 2014

Post reblogged from So Far Away with 112,271 notes

yolownly:

ekimsal:

yolownly:

Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit up

But wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?

Fulfill The Prophecy

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