I'm Dan. Most of my friends call me by my last name, Simmons. I have aspersions to become a firearms instructor. I do like firearms, and will be posting them from time to time. I love TV and movies.

8th July 2014

Video reblogged from The Best of Humor & Entertainment with 128,199 notes

dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

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8th July 2014

Photo reblogged from I Don't Understand That Reference with 472,561 notes

mishasminions:


The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

MY HEAD HURTS

mishasminions:

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

MY HEAD HURTS

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8th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from All Things 90s with 14,439 notes

sosreelthoughts:

Movie Quote of the Week: Paris is Burning (1990)

"When someone has rejection from their mother and father, their family, they - when they get out in the world - they search. They search for someone to fill that void."

Source: sosreelthoughts

8th July 2014

Quote reblogged from Simply Me with 31,769 notes

A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

— #yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via -poetic)

Source: -poetic

8th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from vittoria agli assassini with 3,868 notes

My daddy’s smarter than Einstein, stronger than Hercules, and lights a fire with a snap of his fingers! Are you as good as my daddy, mister?

8th July 2014

Photo reblogged from West Egg with 2,108 notes

hairandbrokenglasses:

nbchannibal:

Just imagine if Hannibal had his own Snapchat account…

somebody help nbchannibal

Help them get Hannibal a snapchat

hairandbrokenglasses:

nbchannibal:

Just imagine if Hannibal had his own Snapchat account…

somebody help nbchannibal

Help them get Hannibal a snapchat

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4th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Dovahkillin' It with 254,944 notes


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

Source: theclearlydope

4th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Good-Looking Villains with 540 notes

In case I don’t see ya! Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

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4th July 2014

Post reblogged from Back to Square One with 170,841 notes

ashyybrooke:

shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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4th July 2014

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peachdoxie:

therealabiril:

WHY DO I FEEL MORE OF AN URGE TO SHOUT FREEDOM AND CELEBRATE 4th OF JULY THAN I DID CANADA DAY WHEN IM CANADIAN

THAT’S THE POWER OF AMERICA

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4th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Back to Square One with 391,507 notes

10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:


united steaks of america



there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:

united steaks of america

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there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

4th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED with 3,158 notes

militarymom:

lespoopyconservative:

runningrepublican:

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Let’s get this post to 1776 notes and just stop

You can’t stop FREEDOM!!!

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4th July 2014

Photo reblogged from All Things 90s with 38,952 notes



Bruce Willis on the set of, Pulp Fiction.

Bruce Willis on the set of, Pulp Fiction.

4th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Epic DoubleTap with 97 notes

noevilshallescapemysight:

danthemedicman:

Andrea sent me this, can you spot all the deficiencies on this piece of shit cock sucking motherfucker pretending to be a soldier to get free food? 
We need to find out who the fuck this piece of shit is and get him fucked up hardcore.

It still blows my mind that it’s illegal to impersonate a police officer yet not a soldier. Find him. Disgrace him. Then keep ruckin. These shitbirds will always be around trying to be something greater. If you’re not willing to knowingly give up your life for those that you love and the country you protect then you can shove a Louisville slugger so far up your ass that you get splinters in your mouth. Fucking scum.

noevilshallescapemysight:

danthemedicman:

Andrea sent me this, can you spot all the deficiencies on this piece of shit cock sucking motherfucker pretending to be a soldier to get free food?
We need to find out who the fuck this piece of shit is and get him fucked up hardcore.

It still blows my mind that it’s illegal to impersonate a police officer yet not a soldier. Find him. Disgrace him. Then keep ruckin. These shitbirds will always be around trying to be something greater. If you’re not willing to knowingly give up your life for those that you love and the country you protect then you can shove a Louisville slugger so far up your ass that you get splinters in your mouth. Fucking scum.

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4th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Power of Nature with 241,249 notes

terezi-pie-rope:

lejeudprimos:

hdawg1995 :

expederest :

Why doesn’t anyone talk about this?

was chowder even real?

Source: expederest