I'm Dan. Most of my friends call me by my last name, Simmons. I have aspersions to become a firearms instructor. I do like firearms, and will be posting them from time to time. I love TV and movies.

9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT CLIPS with 1,390 notes

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9th July 2014

Post reblogged from Power of Nature with 780,844 notes

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from a gag won't get a laugh; death with 1,394 notes

HeAteUs Meme 1/1Shocking Moment

"Hello, Frederick."

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9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT CLIPS with 406,008 notes

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

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9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Warrior Blood with 79 notes

buzzardwake:

American special operators
buzzardwake

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9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Warrior Blood with 301 notes

majorleagueinfidel:

buzzardwake:

American special operators

buzzardwake

America’s finest.

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9th July 2014

Post reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 177,750 notes

laughingstation:

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

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cheapy the cheapskate

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9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Absolute Funniest Posts with 277,260 notes

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9th July 2014

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ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

Source: flux-rad

9th July 2014

Photo reblogged from You may say I'm a dreamer... with 271,346 notes

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

There’s a new guardians of the galaxy trailer out?

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

There’s a new guardians of the galaxy trailer out?

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9th July 2014

Photo reblogged from All Things 90s with 36,887 notes

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9th July 2014

Post reblogged from You may say I'm a dreamer... with 332,305 notes

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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9th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 134,271 notes

aphrodildo:

sadgrl666:

free him


they should not have freed him

aphrodildo:

sadgrl666:

free him

they should not have freed him

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9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from we found love in a hopeless place with 1,234 notes

list of movies: The Shining (1980)
"Some places are like people: some shine and some don’t"

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9th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from a gag won't get a laugh; death with 1,649 notes

turian-chocolate:

Hannibal Lecter + coat

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